Don't call me roadkill, you placental goon.
Let's let marsupials be marsupials.
Visionary Chowder
Each spoonful a prophecy, every bite a revelation. And, yes, it watches you.
Beholder Key Object
Beholder? I hardly knew 'er.
Let's talk about Dumbo Octopuses
Lecture copied from first paragraph of the Wikipedia article. Give me gold stars ✨✨✨ and promote me to 5th grade.
One from the Vaults
Apparent Death is the animal behavior of taking on the appearance of death as a defense against predators.
Dream the impossumble Dream‼️
Sabbatic Goat Heads
AKA Baphomet, symbolizing equilibrium of opposites.
Solve et Coagula. Share & Enjoy!
Pizza Trinketry
I always have a pot of little shits / trinkety things on my table at events. These are often my most popular items. Everyone loves Little Shits.
Apparent Death Opossum Mug
Sold this one, but I have other Opossum pottery available in my Etsy.
Miniature Opossum Mug Tonic Immobility/Apparent Death/Thanatosis is when an animal enters a death-like paralysis as a reaction to a threat.
I'm an animal and this is definitely part of my social behavior. Who's with me?
Skull Cat with Gravestones
Use coupon code CATAPRIL at checkout.
This is one piece, not two, meaning that you get two toothy little opossums for the price of one. It's expensive because it's expensive to produce in terms of time, effort, resources. Not for sale at W*lm*rt, not available on Temu.
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Can be used as a wall hanging or as an amulet.
Use it as a shield to keep people from making eye contact with you.
All cat masks on sale. Use coupon code CATAPRIL for 15% off.
Fun facts about ladybugs: ladybug larvae may eat each other.