gulp slorp

Metal af!

The moment where he calculates.

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Nothing screams you’re racist more than being threatened by the existence of characters of color & dismissively calling it “forced diversity.” It actually pisses me off so bad that brown & black people still have to deal with this in fandom spaces, when I’d argue that even when a character of color is involved they’re usually not as fleshed out as their white counterparts are

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

Other things you can do:

Its fucking amazing. Ao3 is fucking amazing. Can I legally marry a website?

WHAT

One of those times I'm reblogging something so I can find it again later

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

"I don't like projecting gender identities onto other people" you won't even stop calling trans women bro

psych renaissance when. I think it’s time for a reexamination by the masses. let’s get some fresh discourse and drama. it’s lighthearted and fun and then it’s NOT. there’s halloween episodes. it ask the brave question of “what if a bisexual court jester with adhd was genuis and used his powers as an excuse to run around with bestie everyday (theyre disgustingly (affectionate) codependent) being silly n solving crimes”. grown men screaming in fear like five year olds

holy shit SLAIN

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

they killed it for this

fucking incredible how different life feels when you have clear nasal passages

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Leonard Pollard

My mom was having trouble using they/them prnouns with some friends for a while. One day she said “I think the problem is that I haven’t changed the way I view their gender outside of their pronouncs which adds several extra steps in converting binary pronouns to they/them then conjugating it. So I need to shift how I see them as a gendered person entirely to make using their pronouns easier.” And since then she hardly ever messes up.

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A lot of the cis people in my life need this

This is literally why people mess up pronouns and why it’s a problem.

Like the reason you’re not calling me “they” is because you still think of me as gendered the way you initially assumed. It’s not just the pronouns I want you to change, they only serve as an acknowledgement of the gender I want you to adjust your perspective to. If you did that, you wouldn’t struggle with it.

reminds me of the tweet that’s like “dad just think of me as a swarm of bees” and the dad was like “oh I get it now”

Me, coughing:

Vanus the bunny, who has lived here for almost 7 years: Ah yes, one of the human's many noises. He does this sometimes, I'll pay it no mind.

Achilles the bunny, who moved in 6 months ago: WHAT THE FUCK :( WHAT WAS THAT NOISE, WAS IT DANGEROUS :( GONNA MAKE MYSELF VERY SMALL AND ROUND IN A CORNER, JUST TO BE SAFE :(

artist's rendition

"fäther why"

Update: he's figured out that after I cough I'll pet him and comfort him (bc he gets so spooked), so now when I cough he's visibly psyched. Does a happy little hop toward me and everything.

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@colonelkepler of course how rude of me

This is Vanus, who is a sweet and polite boy

This is Achilles, who is. A very special boy. (pictured here in his safety-box that helps him not be as scared of getting brushed)

tried my best