It’s that time of year again!

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

FUCKING U N I T

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

"This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher."

i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u

Promoted

IDK = I’m Donkey Kong

BRB = Bring Ripe Bananas

LMAO = Love My Awesome Orangutan 

TBH = The Banana House

IMO = intense Monkey Obsession 

helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

Who hurt you?

my father did you not read the post

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

Ok the Code of Ethics from the Clowns of America International is actually very reasonable and respectable

Well time to stop calling Tumblr dimwits clowns because even clowns have codes of decency

The Pokemon Diamond and Pearl anime out here wildin

James is woke???

james is literally the disgraced son of two billionaires of course he’s a fucking commie

Excuse me

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

me

alright first of all fuck you

THEY MADE HIM FURRY BAIT

>Implying he wasn’t

You mean Mexico isn’t naturally sepia?

whats my favourite weapon in far cry 5 you may ask?

i wholly was not expecting this and i am actually crying

Peak Cat Behavior

Work harder, not smarter!