A Few of Your Favorite Bones

god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me

God gave me a dick so I would fuck the printer

beyond obsessed w this pic of bootsy collins. wizard drip impeccable

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

Been thinking about my old fakemons and what good good pubbies they are.

Cerbernard's barrel is full of aged berry juice that works as a Full Heal for lost and injured mountaineers. Berrel's barrel is full of Berrel.

I want to give a bitejob. Where I make you cum by ONLY using teeth on your dick…. No lips no saliva and it takes about 4 hours and a lot of mental fortitude

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wait a minute! this isn't the culminating duel at the end of a burning path of vengeance! you're getting off on this!

#things can be two things

choking on my raw fish blunt cause I refuse to admit that I wildly misunderstood the concept of smoked salmon

gender messaging in sweeney todd is that to get ahead in the world, women should not use trickery (mrs lovett punished by fire) or virtue (lucy driven mad by turpin) but instead proceed directly to Gun (as demonstrated by johanna's relative success compared to the other female characters)

I’m not a comics expert by any means but I think that superheroes would be way less famous if they existed in the real world. Like irl, a lot of cities have local celebrities that are inside jokes for the people who live there. And between there only being 1 or 2 vigilantes in a huge city and the press not having great access to them I just can’t imagine them being any more famous than a citywide meme.

Like imagine you go to Gotham or some shit and this big fuckoff man in a black cloak and mask wooshes right past you while you’re in line for a burrito and you tweet about it and you get like 5 quotes being like “lmfao tourists don’t even know about batman anymore” like. The bat?? man??? And he’s just some guy that runs around assaulting criminals??? Or you visit your friend in NYC and see some wierdo in a red and blue gimp suit eating a hotdog and no one bats an eye and you’re like “do you think that guy is okay no judgement but like what is up with him” and they’re like “omg wait did I forget to tell you about spiderman?” And you can’t tell if this is just a New York thing or if you are actually losing your mind. Like can you imagine

I think every 6 months a tourist from Gotham posts a candid pic or video of themselves interacting with the Joker (or an equally notorious villain) assuming they’re street performers and captions it like “man people in this city are so funny!! 🤪” and horrified locals have to inform them that they were bothering a mass murderer. Like those reddit posts of people handling deadly wild animals without realising how much danger they’re in