early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard
me: put your hips into it
my skeleton thrall making soup: how will i walk
Entirely unexpected
yeah sorry i cant come over tonight i'm busy
we've done it again folks
Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe
et tu?
Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel
*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check
BRO
[ID: #the vibes of march]
Doodles of my favorite horses on cave walls!
all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:
Waarom slayt ze zo hard hier
Tante Slaydonia
it’s time