My life has been so much better ever since I traded my impostor syndrome to brilliant conman -syndrome. Do I deserve anything in life? Fuck no! Will I grasp it anyway? Fuck yes!

 My art has never been worth shit, but watch me bullshit my way into art school! I am a horrid goblin, but watch me make these people like me! Am I qualified to do this task? Well I sure have the certificates that say that I am! And how did I get those? Who knows! Not me! I am so good at cheating, I don’t have to break a single rule to do it!

 I am brilliant, fast, and absolutely drunk with power!

Finally a concise, accurate description of what I’ve been doing the past ten years

1DHQ said the fans can have a little bit of nothing... as a treat ✨

if one direction rebrands that means we can finally stop looking at that ugly font <3

cursed

even if we get nothing from the boys, the fact that the fandom is clowning and shitposting together after so long makes me feel at home

"stop destroying your city to protest!!!!" cries every white moderate on twitter. a city is not a fucking target. a city is not an autozone. a city is people who are literally suffocating under the boot of the state. cry about that. god.

Harry + glasses

if you’re white and are protesting, please, please listen to this. if you’re white and have white friends protesting, let them know

this all blows in the face of Black and brown people protesting

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

i love this, video

[ID: Britney and dancers performing ‘Gimme More’. Right before Britney can begin, a guy screams ‘WHO IS IT?’. Britney laughs and says ‘It’s Britney, bitch’, resuming the routine.]

ok so

everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

pls ignore everything I ever said I would do. Or wouldn’t do. I’m no longer a reliable narrator about my own activities.

the author is dead, babey

ESTEFANIA LORET DE MOLA

He’s my favourite John

my golden rule of gender is: the person you’re talking to knows more about their own experience of gender than you. they have questioned it more thoroughly, have known it more intimately, and have put more thought into it than you could have possibly done as someone who is not them. They are the most reliable account of what their gender is. Trust them. 

Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar - VHS Mockup