the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams

woke up and thought someone was trying to break into my house but it’s just this fucking peacock sitting on my AC unit because nothing in New Orleans makes sense. he’s letting me scratch his chin and we’re friends now

I decided to do a watercolor the other night of my boy Caesar ;v;

lit meme | 10/10 books or series: harry potter series by j.k. rowling

Haze by manjitthapp / instagram (don’t delete my caption)

TUTORIAL | Burned Paper Nails

1. Paint your nails with a light nude polish, wait until it’s completely dries.

2. Put a piece of newspaper in alcohol, and wait 15-20 sec.

3.Place the wet paper onto your nails, push it down with your fingers and wait until the alcohol evaporates (7-10 sec), and remove the paper.

4. Topcoat it with clear polish.

5. Draw some lines with black polish, where you want your burned papers edges.

6., 7. Put some black and brown polish with a piece of makeup sponge around the black lines.

8. Clean up the edges with acetone.

9. Use a matte topcoat.

The gays returning to the ocean for 11 more months of oppression

The pencils make me so uncomfortable

I…??????

I hate this.

Fuck, I love animation.

This is the coolest shit

This makes me uncomfortable

I’m so weirded out rn

This is like a colourful version of the ring tape…

them: Hey. Are you even listening to me?

my head: rockin, rockin’, and rollin’. down to the beach, i’m strollin’ but the seagulls poke at my head: not fun! i said “seagulls mmm! stop it now!”  hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha, hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm hah

The local gang

Mks

You look like Danny Rand. Danny Rand is dead. Maybe the truth is somewhere in between.

I was happy enough with the character but I thought there ought to be… more. As we did a sequel, there was the romance with Leia and the tensions with Luke that I thought was fine, and in the third one I thought let’s have Solo [killed]. I thought let’s get some bottom in this, add some bass notes to this thing. To me [killing Solo] seemed like the obvious utility, to have him whacked and create some drama. That didn’t happen. And thank God no one listened to me!

If your vegan “activism” involves holocaust comparisons you owe me a $50 Amazon gift card and a 2,000 word essay explaining why you think Jews are comparable to cattle Goyim reblog (esp. if you’re vegan)

Mauricie, Quebec by Alexandra

Liv Tyler 1998

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