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We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

Mythbusters ended too soon. I feel like The Cask Of Amontillado is exactly the myth they would have tested.

Like, figuring out how long it takes the mortar to dry. Finding the maximum amount of time before knocking down a recently built brick wall. Establishing the best place on a recently bricked wall to topple it and escape.

And then, doing all of that while drunk.

Mythbusters, you left us too soon.

actually, they made that episode – I have a copy of it in my basement, wanna see?

Would I?!

got that cornflakes aesthetic

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

theres literally no possible response i can make to this where i come out a winner. ive actually never been owned this hard before. i think i legally owe you money now.

”Murby”, a moss-covered Furby found on an old farm’s property during cleanup.

From: X

What a pleasant-looking fellow.. so peaceful and happy

U-tye showing off his riches… 💰💰💰

this is so fucking funny also ive been singing ‘aint nothin cuter than a bad country baby eatin peaches off a hardwood floor’ since last night

I’m Dana Jean Harley

Tale as old as time

Memes as old as vine

beauty and the  

YEET 

i’m going to delete your blog and then you

ay yo @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @starscreaming666

why

This is why you keep ya family business off twitter

LMFAO

th..th…thats tuff lmaoo

CALM THE FUCK DOWN Y’ALL HE AIN’T MARRIED

Look they’re even friends now

good plot twist

my grandma just shared this yet at first look it’s senseless enough to be peak millennial humor

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

i love how popular media makes speakeasies out to be incredibly secretive and impossible to find and this narc unjustly saddled with the best name ever found booze on arrival.

100 years later new orleans is still Like That