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You don't find Me amusing either, do You? I apparently amuse nobody! *pouts dourly* -Larry the Ultimate Eldritch ArcaneDieselpunk Dracopyric Mechanical-Undead-Archnephalem Heavyworlder Abomination Anon-
“.. I really gotta lay off the sugar before bed time.”
*is immune to Joker Venom due to My Physiology being Defunct* Can You an' Joker think of a joke 'bout Me? -Larry the Ultimate Eldritch Dracopyric ArcaneDieselpunk Mechanical-Undead-Archnephalem Heavyworlder Abomination Anon-
“.. Sweetie, sounds like you were a joke from birth.”
Hi-hi to all my new followers! I was really busy with work this week, but I have an easy week from tomorrow and then a week off for holidays, so I’ll be interacting steadily with everyone again! <3
*slap your butt*
“Now that ain’t how your mommy taught you to treat ladies, was it?Here, lemme refresh ya memory.”
You look fat
“Yew lew fehhht.. Mleh!!”
Look at your body, when you take a shower.
“… Shaddup. It’s my fault. Sometimes .. Sometimes I just miss the punchline.”
”THE BABIES!!”
What if you and the joker join the other villains to destroy the bat-jerk?
“Those shmucks ain’t a patch on my puddin’! If my baby can’t do it, nobody can.
Besides, none of those guys know how to make it funny. The joke has to be really, really good.”
Mommy, why baty put you and Daddy in prison? ~sayhellojj
“Because he’s a big-headed rich boy who just wants to make daddy’s life miserable!” She folded her hands on her hips with a disgruntled frown. “Mommy and daddy just like to have fun and Bat-jerk doesn’t know how to take a joke.”
waccko:
The sudden snuggle attack did not seem to do the trick either. Joker merely rose an eyebrow, pulling a face when she ran her fingers through his hair. He was about ready to push her off before her words actually made him hesitate and think.
“What’s the point when you don’t even get to deliver punchlines anymore? It’s not like being a comedian is easy these days..”
He muttered more to himself, leaned back in his chair while he was obviously pondering to himself until the frown faded. Apparently he had an idea.
“On the other hand.. I think a night out is exactly what we need! Baby, you are an inspiration!”
He would shove all that plotting and planning aside for now. Tonight, he was going to improvise, all natural talent!
“Eeeh! That’s the spirit, handsome!” She clapped her hands quickly and excitedly, before dashing off to get changed. She was a lady, after all, not some kind of hussie. She couldn’t go out in these clothes!
When she returned, she had a bounce in her step, grabbing Joker’s hand and spinning around, pulling his arm up to allow herself to spin around, doing a little dance.
She had so many ideas for a date night. Free dinner`at an expensive restaurant? A high-speed chase? Releasing animals from the local zoo.. Ooh, they all sounded so good.
“Let’s do somethin’ fun! Somethin’ we don’t need a plan for. All ya need is a break from work, an’ I bet it’ll clear ya head right up!” She planted a big smooch on his cheek and reached into her bag, pulling out a slightly meaty bone for the hyenas, who were barking in greeting nearby. She threw it towards them and blew them many kisses.
“Bye, babies! Mommy and daddy are goin’ out!”
waccko:
Another of his schemes had been utterly crushed by the Batman. This time he didn’t even have the time to tell the punchline, he was lucky that he managed to get away before he could drag Joker back to Arkham.. So the usually so insanely cheerful clown had a frown on his face, along with some bruises.
“Not now Harley, I’m not in the mood.”
He just didn’t know what had gone wrong. His plan had been perfect! Yet somehow the Batman had still managed to do the impossible. If he would at least have gotten to go through with his joke..
… Untold jokes were the worst.
“Well that’s the point, silly. I know exactly how ta put ya in the right mood..~” Harley didn’t seem to be accepting his rejection so easily - she didn’t like to be brushed off, especially when she’d taken the time to get all dolled up.
She curled up by his side, throwing her legs over his lap seductively and putting an arm around his shoulders, running a hand up through his hair. But as she peered into that face of his - that face void of any hint of a smile or amusement.. she knew that this wasn’t good enough.
“Awh, c’mon, puddin’.. There’s gotta be somethin’ we can do ta cheer ya up, right? Wanna go steal a trampoline?”
“Mistah J?..” He’d had a grumpy, angst-riddled face on him all afternoon. Harley hated to see her man having such a bad day. She figured she knew how to cheer him up.
“La-la-lah~ laaa... hnn hn hnnnn~..”
“Puddin’..~! I bet I can put a smile on that face reeeeal quick..!” She purred, sauntering into the room in a skimpy piece of lingerie.. and of course, her hat.
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