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[Podfic of] Agent Falcon (written by @hixystix, cover art by @kbirbpods)

Star Wars: Kallus/Zeb

Rated: T || Length: 12 minutes

Summary:

A @voiceteam Simulpod (also podded by @kbirbpods here )

[Podfic of] Morning Coffee (written by @hixystix)

Star Wars: Kallus/Zeb

Rated: T || Length: 14 mns

Tags: AU - Modern Setting; Newspapers; Developing Friendships; Teasing; Mutual Pining

Summary:

A @voiceteam podfic for Hand of Fate

Hera

Tooka Tooka Tooka Took!

The Star Wars Original Trilogy is peak fiction because they took a fairy tale and set it in space, then they gave the princess in distress a GUN. But even better they gave her a sharp tongue and the power of revolution. They made the “dragon” a depressed cyborg father with asthma who doesn’t understand his own emotions and does murders because of it. And they made the knight a blond Barbie boy who attempts to solve problems with the power of love like he’s Sailor Moon or something.

And then they said, “oh yeah they’re all related btw. All the galaxy’s problems are this one family’s fault. Hope this helps 😘”

This is a finance frat bro grown up who’s a dick and will not respect you at all. tried to drug you, mean to ur friends, cheats on you

This is the sexiest man alive who would risk his life for you and will love you forever. husband.

someone: luke skywalker beat darth vader and ended the empire

everyone else in the galaxy:

everyone on tatooine:

Imagine being the local jock from Toshe Station and turning on the news to learn that the guy you called “Wormie” in desert high school just killed the two most powerful people in the galaxy. 

Tags via jaquez45: #I think a lot about this #like the guy was a weird excitable nerd #but you had to tolerate him because #INEXPLICABLY #he was STUPID good as a pilot #like the t-16 orbital drop whomp rat champion since he was 13 #so you couldn’t just IGNORE him and his fucking nerdery #and his being super awkward CONSTANTLY #and one day his farm is burned and his family is dead #you assume he’s dead too and you feel kind of bad for mocking him now #but then #space radio is like LUKE SKYWALKER BLEW UP A SPACE STATION #LUKE SKYWALKER KILLED THE EMPEROR #and you just #kind hope he never decides to get revenge for the wormie thing

oh also turns out he came back to town and killed the mob boss who controlled everything and then left again without buzzing any of his former acquaintance so probably you’re Beneath his Notice; mixed feelings about that

y’all were so nice about the other kalluzeb art i posted recently, so here’s a pile of doodles from back in the day!

the first one is the very first KZ fanart i ever drew, in pen and crayons on scrap paper at work. and a werewolf au shoved in there as well because i have a brand and i’m sticking to it.

A lil Loth cat I did for someone on IG.

“the average Jedi is very bad at staying under the radar” factoid is statistically incorrect. Cal Kestis, who introduces himself by name to every person he meets and is incapable of not using his lightsaber for more than 10 minutes, is an outlier and should not be counted.

I’ve always loved these frames being back to back. It makes it look like Obi-Wan is judging the shit out of Luke because he’s fiddling with some snakes.

If you're a creator and you needed to hear this today:

You have no idea how many people lurk on your work. No idea how many times people go back to revisit your work. How big they smile when they simply think about your work. How fast their heart beats, how excited they get when they see that you posted something.

People are shy with their feedback. Sometimes it’s because they’re simply shy. Other times it’s because they assume you already know how great and talented you are. Could be both.

My point is, even if you barely have any likes or reblogs, don’t get discouraged. You have a lot of silent fans, but they are still your fans. Keep on creating. Because there is always someone out there who will love what you have made.

My professed life goal is to draw Kanan hotter by 10% every time I draw him. Eventually he’ll reach the hotness singularity and then the universe will collapse. 

My OTHER life goal is to have Zeb princess-carry Kallus to safety on every mission so there’s that.