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I Live In Fear

@weaselweaselweasel / weaselweaselweasel.tumblr.com

Hi, I’m Nevis!! My pronouns are he/they/it, and I do not eat woerms
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i-am-a-fish

drink water

after drinking water, and only after, you may leave a like on this post.

when this post has 500 notes, the post will be deleted.

after that nobody else is allowed to drink water ever again.

Does apple juice count?

NO, DINGUS !!!!!!! YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY THOUGH! YOU GOOF BALL. DRINK WATET THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE EVER AND YOU WANNA DRINK JUICE.

JEEPERS.

OKAY FINE FISH BUT IM ON A ROAD TRIP AND IDK WHEN THE NEXT PLACE TO BUY WATER WILL BE IS IT OKAY TO WAIT UNTIL THEN??? ALL IVE GOT IS APPLE JUICE AND IDK WHAT TO DO!!!

POST IS GETTING DELETED AT 500 NOTES NO EXCEPTION, GOOD LUCK OR NO MORE WATER EVER SORRY I DO MAKE THE RULES

I just drank tap water for this post

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sewerfight

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

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pikestaff

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

To wit:

I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

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Community Label: Mature: Sexual Themes
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were--ralph

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

this was it LMAO

VERY NSFW

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pluralwizard

my man's about to become the legendary super saiyan

This man was going through it

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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Anonymous asked:

Do you think samurai jack used manscaped

No you whore

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