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Got a new vid comin' out tomorrow! Here’s a lil’ sneak peek of what's on the way...! 👀🕷️
hi famous fish of tumblr
today is my birthgae would you plz say happy birth to me?? :0
no one else here will apparently ;-;
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉
EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY DO IT NOW
Blessed birth 💪
drink water
after drinking water, and only after, you may leave a like on this post.
when this post has 500 notes, the post will be deleted.
after that nobody else is allowed to drink water ever again.
Does apple juice count?
NO, DINGUS !!!!!!! YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY THOUGH! YOU GOOF BALL. DRINK WATET THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE EVER AND YOU WANNA DRINK JUICE.
JEEPERS.
OKAY FINE FISH BUT IM ON A ROAD TRIP AND IDK WHEN THE NEXT PLACE TO BUY WATER WILL BE IS IT OKAY TO WAIT UNTIL THEN??? ALL IVE GOT IS APPLE JUICE AND IDK WHAT TO DO!!!
POST IS GETTING DELETED AT 500 NOTES NO EXCEPTION, GOOD LUCK OR NO MORE WATER EVER SORRY I DO MAKE THE RULES
I just drank tap water for this post
Samurai Jack used manscaped.
No he does NOT
Leave him ALONE
attention perishable girls:
its going to be room temperature today. be careful out there.
the economy would work better if instead of money we just got stuff like we just get things all the time like whenever we want
Been saying this since I was seven years old.
Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
white boy SHOCKS restaurant staff by demonstrating his electricity powers
"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
To wit:
I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.
In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:
“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.
“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”
Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.
Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕
WHAT IS GOING ON.
i found another one 😭😭😭
so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
this was it LMAO
VERY NSFW
my man's about to become the legendary super saiyan
This man was going through it
Sexual themes
Do you think samurai jack used manscaped
No you whore
My hatred for you is unmatched #manscaped
You don’t even have balls anymore shut the fuck up