the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

we need linkedin for people who are doing nothing and going nowhere. actually i think that might already just be tumblr. post cancelled

i think the part of trauma recovery that no one rly talks about is how theres a part of you that doesn’t want to get better because then its like they get away with what they did to you. like your pain is the only evidence you have left... its hard to learn to be okay with letting go of your pain

Desmond bartending at Bad Weather ♛

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

this is the best sentence ever typed

me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed

Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.

A second best sentence has hit the twin towers

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

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If you ever wondered how Niamh got the scar on her neck, it was rather silly. Someone got too playful.

Something, something, you can find the full piece on the blue bird site (@ doraingrid_)

redraw of old minotaur drawing

How long have we been on this rock? Five weeks? Two days? Where are we? Help me to recollect.

THE LIGHTHOUSE 2019 dir. Robert Eggers

Reblog to slap a mutual on the ass.

I do this in the car on my way to work.