Nervous

We’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world

Is Russia even real

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

Three is a Crowd.

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

#’should we do something about the americans’ #’nah’

Its ya boy Guzma

american: *decrusts their toast*

german cackles in the distance. a Krustenbrot™ is being cut with the help of a saw and several strong men. infinite chewing and jaw breaking begins. the crunch can be heard over miles, people flinch. it is Abendbrotzeit.

“Your art isn’t valued by the number of notes you get” okay but. If you spent 6 hours baking a cake for a party, but no one at the party eats your cake, it’s still disappointing.

Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love him so much.

Personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

No post has ever described my life as accurately as this one