My Writing. My words.

Hello goodnight! And as for you, do you want to risk a bet or guess for IFTA?

Dear IFTA Anon,

Logically, she might very well take McElusive for a quick, ambiguous and awkward red carpet stroll. It has happened before and it seems Eire is a convenient backdrop for such predictable narrative twists.

The real question is: are we still buying this shite? I can only speak for myself, Anon, and the answer is a firm no.

Thank you for asking. As you can see, I am back in business.

PS: now, if he doesn't show up, that would be damn interesting. Cue in the idiots who would invariably say he is 'babysitting at home, like a devoted father'. Clueless cretins, alright.