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Phantastic Homos

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A Phantom of the Opera blog dedicated to the slash pairing of Erik/Raoul
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operahousehomicide

the vicomte, his lover! indeed, can you believe it? 

inspired by this and this  

as promised, erik x raoul for @callme-c0nn0r

erik is @operahousehomicide, raoul is @finnthespacekid, photography by cotc_photography 

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operahousehomicide

happy #lovetheatreday !!!

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phantastichomos

AAAAHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAH WHEN DID THIS BECOME A THING

I’M SO HAPPY

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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operahousehomicide

@phantastichomos we have a cosplay blog @theviscountandhisphantom with all of our sappy e/r and e/r/c content :)

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phantastichomos

*punches hole in wall* YES. EXCELLENT.

no this is seriously very cool and I just had to re-reblog this to plug your blog, hopefully shove more shippers your way. You guys are awesome~

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convenientalias
general-sleepy-deactivated20191 asked:

For ship questions E/R

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convenientalias answered:

Thanks for the ask! (It’s a bit tricky because I rarely picture domestic E/R but I will try my best.)

  • Gives forehead/nose kisses: Erik but in a weirdly deliberate sort of way, like he feels like he shouldn’t be allowed to touch Raoul but does it anyways, or like he thinks Raoul is fragile.
  • Gets jealous the most: Raoul is more likely to get casually jealous like “why is Erik always talking to that dude”, but Erik is more likely to commit a murder out of jealousy and probably has at least once.
  • Takes care of on sick days: Mm both. But on a practical level Raoul gets sick more often so I guess Erik.
  • Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Raoul. Even if they’re both wearing clothes. It’s his thing. But then afterwards, when his clothes are drying, he gets very melancholy because he can’t stop thinking about Christine.
  • Brings the other lunch at work: I mean…does either of them even have a job? I feel like no.
  • Tries to start role-playing in bed: It starts with Erik, usually. And opera characters, either from an opera they just saw or an opera Erik is trying to write. Raoul is embarrassingly Into It.
  • Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Raoul. When Erik’s drunk he either starts crying or attempts murder.
  • Firmly believes in couples costumes: Erik–I mean we see in canon that Raoul thinks a Hussar costume is a perfect match for a Star Princess so yeah he’s an underachiever in that area.
  • Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Mm probably Raoul, he’s not as rich as his family would like to pretend but he thinks Erik has expensive taste and he’s right. Erik gets Raoul expensive stuff but a lot of the time he steals it so it doesn’t really count.
  • Makes the other eat breakfast: Erik believes in healthy living.
  • Remembers anniversaries: Erik has way too good of a memory and some of the anniversaries he remembers are of events Raoul can’t remember even when he brings them up. Fortunately Erik is fine with being the only one in this relationship who obsesses over these things.
  • Brings up having kids first: Raoul. I think they haven’t quite worked it out yet though.
  • Kills the bugs: Erik. Raoul always tries to carry them elsewhere.
  • First to define them as a couple: Erik was defining them as a couple before they actually were a couple (stalking =/= relationship) but when Raoul agrees that they’re a couple, that’s when they actually are.
  • Who hides their guilty pleasures longer: Raoul is pretty good at hiding his guilty pleasures. Erik writes fucking operas about them, and they’re all really vanilla things like, “I would like to have a romantic partner I didn’t kidnap or blackmail” or “someday I want to have sex.”
  • Snorts while laughing: Erik.

So, yep. I wonder how they would actually get together…for all the E/R fics I’ve written I’m not sure I’ve ever written one where they’re in a healthy relationship. It would certainly be interesting! Thanks for the ask!

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starlitselkie
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mindoflogic

hello, my old heart  it’s been so long  since I’ve given you away  and every day I add another stone  to the walls I built around you  to keep you safe  hello, my old heart  how have you been?  how is it, being locked away?  don’t you worry  in there, you’re safe  and it’s true you’ll never beat, but you’ll never break 

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starlitselkie

Angsty Romantic Cliches I’m a Slut For 

  • Holding their partner’s unconscious/dead body
  • Sobbing into their partner’s shoulder/chest
  • One of them is hurt and the other falls asleep in their hospital room
  • The other losing their mind when their partner is hurt/killed and charging into battle recklessly
  • “I thought I lost you” hugs
  • “Don’t go where I can’t follow!” 
  • One is mind controlled and forced to fight the other
  • The other refusing to harm them and getting seriously injured as consequence 
  • The person coming to and seeing what they’ve done
  • I could go on about this trope alone for 5 hours
  • A last desperate “I love you!” 
  • A tearful, hard kiss before battle, bonus points if its a confessional kiss
  • “Please, I don’t know what I’d do without you.” 
  • Bandaging each other’s wounds
  • Both of them injured, and waking up beside each other
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wulfhalls
I tore off my mask so as not to lose one of her tears… and she did not run away!…and she did not die!… She remained alive, weeping over me, weeping with me. We cried together! I have tasted all the happiness the world can offer.
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chekhov
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broitsablog

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend, if only you knew

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randomfandomteacher

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

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wine-dark-sea

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

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shamwowxl

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love

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