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dog with a blog

@splicky / splicky.tumblr.com

im fat
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One time I had a friend I tried to vent to about my $800 in credit card debt and she said "oh I spend way more than that on my credit card. I just pay it off before the end of the month."

I was like oooooohhhh you have no idea about anything

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Idk why y'all are writing dissertations defending illegal aliens' "right" to be armed here in the US

because there isn't one. no one wants them to be armed. no one is knowingly going to arm them unless they're the actual money grubbing scum of the Earth and they should be shot for doing so knowing what's realistically coming across the border. end of. 👍

i think gay illegal immingrants should be able to defend their fentanyl factories with ar15s

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leopard print: very horny

rainbow leopard print: not horny

tiger print: horny

zebra print: not horny

white tiger print, which is indistinguishable from zebra print: MASSIVELY horny

giraffe print: not horny

cow print: very horny

rainbow trout print: mildly horny

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I think white tiger print items come pre-inoculated with cigarette smoke

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