Faking Competent

it is once again... binturong appreciation hour

I am appreciating the binturong. I am appreciating it SO MUCH.

I think it'd be funny to have a character who keeps trying to break the fourth wall and failing

Dude's like "we can't do that, we don't have the budget this episode" but he's in a novel

Something stupid happens and he tries to stare directly into camera but he's fully looking the wrong way

this post is basically just hunch curio

fyi

this post has been up for five hours and has two notes. i think tumblr shitcanned it because it has pictures of women wearing bras on it. very cool. no censorship message, just vanishing it

AHHHHHH someone put all the info from the now-extremely-hard-to-read, 10+ year old bra post into one nice infograph! THAT POST WAS MY BOOB BIBLE. Yay Boob New Testament!

lovely story from a friend today.

Look, this post has been wildly more popular than I thought it deserved, apparently at least in part because "don't burden others; be independent" is far more ingrained in people than I realized. So here's the thing: society works when people help each other. Helping others gives people a chance to know each other, and gives them an investment in the people they help. Helping creates bonds. People enjoy helping, and you are doing a good by letting them help you if they so wish.

Offer help; accept help. You will be a part of creating a helping culture. Which, incidentally, weakens capitalism and the fractionation between people that benefits those who would use us.

Someone once advised me not to ask "do you need help", but rather "would you like help". The reason was that it assumes that they're perfectly capable but would just find it more convenient.

don’t awoo

$350 fine

How’d you like it if wolves came into your neighbourhood and started shouting “I’m walking here!!!” With a terrible accent?

Tim Curry might be the epitome of "understands the assignment" and never gives less than 110% and damn I love him so much for that.

Windex isn’t carbonated 

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

Looking back, Nobody found this funny.

i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened