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by slimeyppupy on ig | cbaobao2405 on twitter

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Thisss I think this is something more people need to just realize.

There’s such a push for trans people to make themselves ‘safe’ or ‘palatable’ for cis women.

Trans men can’t be too masculine bc it makes cis women ‘uncomfortable’. Trans women can’t use women’s spaces bc it makes cis women ‘feel unsafe’. Trans men can’t use gender neutral langue for reproductive/menstrual care bc cis women feel ‘uncomfortable’ with it. Trans women can’t call themselves lesbians bc cis women ‘dont feel safe’ .

Like who cares. Cis women aren’t the center of the universe. And there’s nothing I can do to make cis women feel ‘safe’ around me without being a doormat they can walk all over. Me just existing as a trans man who is open about it and doesn’t let them misgender me makes them ‘uncomfortable’ so I’ve decided to just not care what cis women think about me.

Its transphobic security theater. Being safe isn't what matters, feeling safe is. And it's only (White) cis women's feelings that matter because their victimhood justifies patriarchal violence against queer people & people of color.

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

My good sir I had a mortgage before any of those characters were published 💀

I know who exactly three of these people are. When I was a kid I wanted to be a Herald of Valdemar.

I wanted to be Menolly with her entire Faire of fire lizards.

I wanted to be a Starfleet officer.

I wanted to be Dirk Pitt.

i wanted to be indiana jones

I wanted to be Han Solo.

I wanted to be Spock

Harriet the Spy

I wanted to be Harry Crewe

I'm a: basic; and b: love horses. Thus, Trixie Belden.

I also wanted to be Harry Crewe.

Jo March!

LoK is so much funnier during rewatches because Korra will have a mission and Asami will just show up with an entire airship for her, like she could not be any louder about her crush

favouritism.

Things I could do with this money:

- build 14 more large hadron colliders ! 🥼⚛️✨️

- buy 10 billion copies of skyrim and distribute them to everyone on the planet 💪🗡🎮

- end world hunger 🍖💖

hazbin hotel is the taylor swift of indie cartoons

one thing people never understand is that i can and will ship characters with multiple other characters. like, we’re not discriminating here. not in this household, my good sir. equal opportunity. if they want to make out, they can make out. don’t stand in the way of that. love is beautiful. thank you for coming to this ted talk.