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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

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If you're catching yourself thinking "that piece of media can't possibly be old enough to [X]", remember the 5/10/20 rule:

If it's five years old, it's old enough to have been a formative influence for up-and-coming artists; this is when all the people who had their brains fucked by it as teenagers start hitting their 20s
If it's ten years old, it's old enough to have crossed the irony threshold; if it's the sort of media that's amenable to deconstructions (or "deconstructions"), expect them here
If it's twenty years old, it's old enough for the first wave of nostalgic revivals, often as a delayed reaction against the above-cited deconstructions; otherwise known as the "retro" event horizon

Yes, this does mean that, for example, Gamecube launch titles are retro now. That is how time works.

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Anonymous asked:

i wish i was a boy so that boys would wish i was a girl so they could fuck me is that anything

brothersonahotelbed answered:

it's everything. i understand you anon.

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the sunset is beautiful. do not fear basking in the silence with me. often times our words will mean quite little

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movies will be like "THIS is the most bullied outcast unpopular girl in school... the Thin White Heterosexual Brunette"

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nyancrimew asked:

google dot com cue kityen photo's

b0nkcreat answered:

here’s a little guy for you…. fresh off the press

nyancrimew

new guy just dropped

b0nkcreat

her name is squiggly she gets smaller. when shes shy

b0nkcreat

hey. dont cry. we have microscope ok?

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It's so sad, it really is, it is so, so sad, but at the same time, you know, what's done is done, so let's crack on.

NICOLA COUGHLAN AS CLARE DEVLIN IN DERRY GIRLS

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Source: julieterbang

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(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

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butchesanddykesandqueersohmy

I am once again furious there isn't a dyke version of grindr

butchesanddykesandqueersohmy

This gem shan't be hidden in the tags because I feel this in my soul

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I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:

They were free.

They were fucking free.

They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.

Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.

Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.

At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.

In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.

Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.

That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.