Hello!

Oh look another countdown blog- for Patton misusing the word adultery this time!

Countdown posts will be tagged “adulthood fail counter”

Non countdown is “not counting”

I’m a minor

Keep u!sides, character negativity, and r/mr/m far away (platonic creativitwins is ok)

Main blog: @aceawkwardunicorn

Other countdowns I run: @where-is-the-cane-for-janus @larry-please-come-home @dot-please-come-home @kai-please-come-home

Chaos fam blog: @janus-cane-chaos-fam

Ight have fun

It has been 2,250 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,249 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,248 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,247 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,246 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,245 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,244 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,243 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,242 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,220 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,219 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,218 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,217 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,216 days since Patton last misused adultery

It has been 2,215 days since Patton last misused adultery

Sorry I’ve been gone I just got a little tired and didn’t feel like queueing for these, but I’m back now!