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Elon Musk fans DNI

@baconator-deluxe / baconator-deluxe.tumblr.com

It's ya boi, Sif (pfp by @kiwi-draws)
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Gotta be honest, I think bidoof's law is extremely stupid

I guess the original idea was to poke fun at right-wing bloggers who would talk about the importance of conservative social values while being "shamelessly addicted to hentai," but most of the time I see it applied now is just as some sort of blanket "your bad opinion is bad because you run a porn blog"

In hindsight it should have probably been predictable that certain parts of this site would turn "these people are hypocrites" into "porn is bad and people who like it are bad and wrong".

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27) Any nicknames?

Sif is/was my main nickname for a few years now, but tbh it's gotten so ingrained in how I refer to myself that my brain fights over whether to call me that or my legal name

30) What’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?

Whenever I'm feelin kinda down hanging out w/ people helps pull me up a bit, even if it isn't a super noticeable amount. There are some specific people that I kinda feel more recharged when I'm around em

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archivoasks

questions I think would be fun to be asked

  1. what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?
  2. show us a picture of your handwriting?
  3. 3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?
  4. what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?
  5. what made you start your blog?
  6. what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?
  7. what scares you the most and why?
  8. any reacquiring dreams?
  9. tell a story about your childhood
  10. would you say you’re an emotional person?
  11. what do you consider to be romance?
  12. what’s some good advice you want to share?
  13. what are you doing right now?
  14. what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?
  15. what do you think of when you hear the wordΒ β€œhome”?
  16. if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  17. name 3 things that make you happy
  18. do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?
  19. favourite thing about the day?
  20. favourite things about the night?
  21. are you a spiritual person?
  22. say 3 things about someone you love
  23. say 3 things about someone you hate
  24. what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?
  25. fave season and why?
  26. fave colour and why?
  27. any nicknames?
  28. do you collect anything?
  29. what do you do when you’re sad?
  30. what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?
  31. are you messy or organised?
  32. how many tabs do you have open right now?
  33. any hobbies?
  34. any pet peeves?
  35. do you trust easily?
  36. are you an open book or do you have walls up?
  37. share a secret
  38. fave song at the moment?
  39. youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?
  40. any bad habits?

(this post was stolen from @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak, since it couldn't be reblogged anymore)

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libraford

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

Tell your children about your medical history.

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€οΈ

cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help

Last time I had a really bad migraine my cat curled herself round my head and purred sympathetically, and actually stayed there through two of her normal mealtimes. It wasn't until I was able to stagger to the kitchen and grab a protein bar for myself that she gave a very small, polite miaow to the effect of "while you're up... could you get something for me too?"

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gate653

I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92Β° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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