I'm a Chad

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

on it boss

step 1: mitosis

w h y

HETALIA IS REAL????????

I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE THAT THING WHERE EVERYONE WAS DRAWING WEBSITES AS ANIME TWINKS BUT FOR COUNTRIES BUT NO ITS A

FUCKEING

ANIME

i’m going to watch it

maybe it is possible to be racist to italians

There Are Thirteen Seasons.

#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS LIKE A DAY OLD

YOUR MAJESTY WHY WOULD YOU WATCH HETALIA KNOWING WHAT IT IS

you know what. it was all worth it. for you

High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.

No shit dumbass

I am going to nibble off your ligaments

No one in the nice dimension says stuff like this.

If 👌👈 is the symbol of sex and 👈 is the man and 👌 is the woman, with that logic, 👉👈 is gay sex and 👌👌 is lesbian sex. In this essay, I will.

Gaud, 👉🏻👈🏻 is literally a sign in ASL for gay sex-

nice 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

this post had tumblr in a chokehold in 2013

Go a little fart

be ded

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

Me when I want to reblog a post but it's tagged "freaks dni"

obsessed with this interaction

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

spotify watching me listen to megan thee stallion, doja cat, marina, and lorde all in the span of an hour:

Actually Spotify looks like this while it watches you listen to four very popular musicians on the top 100 charts.

Same vibes

me: i miss 2012 tumblr

*scrolls thru @heritageposts*

me: nevermind

this is the spiritual sequel to wrow

Anime_irl