new favorite conspiracy theory is that the lottery only exists to capture time travelers
I also now have a new favourite conspiracy theory
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new favorite conspiracy theory is that the lottery only exists to capture time travelers
I also now have a new favourite conspiracy theory
anyone else releasing flavors in the tomato that are normally inaccessible
vodka also releases flavors in me that are normally inaccessible
[ID: a cow stands ankle deep in an ocean, staring at the waves. Image text says, “I am bad at video games... But I am free.”]
take me to art museums and make out with me
But they said to not touch the masterpieces
Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.
world heritage post
why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green
like where is the green
Oh Christ
This is the color your cat is
colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat
I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.
every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it
I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy
Moldy forest cat
Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying
what does this say
i cant read cursive handwriting
bitch me neither thats why i asked
Where do I download the app to help this tortoise
"the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be" is an unfairly intense quote to be under a tiktok comment
dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.
leaves*
where are you going
she holding that tittie for dear life
blease be quiet
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
strawbebbies..
mAeShMoLoWa
It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!
Am I having a fucking stroke
what the fuck was that
World heritage post.
BRO AM I GOING CRAZY WTF IS GOING ON?!
@nonbinary-hedgehog its the pineapple jojos post!!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame just incase you dont have it
What a ride.