Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins and Sean Astin as Samwise Gamgee THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 | dir. Peter Jackson

For today's Mermay I mermified Springtime.

My progress thread for this piece can be found here.

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

merlin if he had a twitter

I'm going into Boring Evil Stickerless General Dentistry Stuff this year and no longer qualify for pediatrucs and their fun stickers, so I have a question:

Optionally, let me know your answer if you're a dentist in the notes! Would you LIKE to give stickers out to adults?

cannot recommend more putting secrets and hints in your creative work that you dont expect anyone to figure out

act like youve got a ravenous fanbase of a million people poring over every detail, cuz then if nobody figures it out you feel cool n smug knowing something nobody else does, and if someone does figure it out then its like theyve joined a secret society

I like putting in one hyper specific detail that literally only my dad would pick up on.

RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

Important to know, she passed in a loving and quiet moment being pet by her owner while the sun shone through a window and the birds sang outside

Her owner says it's as if she simply drifted to sleep

かぜのニオイをかぎながら

いっしょに しょかの ひるさがりをたのしむのです

We enjoy this afternoon in early summer with feeling the smell of the wind...

when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad

though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents

My mom is Deaf so when I was like 5 I plugged all the drains in the bathroom with towels & toilet paper and turned the bathtub and sink on full blast before we went out to go shopping cause I knew she wouldn’t hear it and I flooded the entire house for no reason

ok that is some nasty shit i can’t even believe the amount of damage that would’ve done 😭

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

That’s an excellent distinction.

Why are we italicizing?

To convince.

To convince who?

The Italians

we’ve finally created The Torment Nexus from classic novel “Dont Create The Torment Nexus”!

We've named it after the author of Don't Create the Torment Nexus

[ID: A tweet reading “LOVE movies that have no moral message they're just like wouldn't it be fucked up if that happened” /End ID]