The drugs you do were made by people who think in dollar signs, and that's not very punk of you, maybe you should change your mind. reconsider. the whole deal. And maybe we like to criticize, more than we construct, and maybe that's not healthy, maybe that's just plain fucked up. but at least. We're saying something. And I hope that no one is listening. Becuase this is kind of embarrassing. And everyone who hears it thinks, that we're joking. And maybe we weren't put on this earth to rape and pillage and ravage. Because god created puppy dogs, and god created kittens. And our love, creates a power plant. That gennn-errrr-ates this world. And if we stop nowwww....... then we'll just disappear into oblivion!
I just realized I didnt include her belt in those PD pixel drawings. Killing myself
Posts on reddit, etc with like obvious fake money are so funny to me because the comments are always like "how did they not notice that" let me tell you when I was a cashier never once did I ever glance at any bill for longer than it took to ascertain the dollar amount on it and not a single millisecond more because I simply could not give a shit. $20,000 in fake bills could have passed through my hands and I would not have noticed or cared.
Incision.
+ secret bonus under the cut
I am afraid I cannot resist the allure of the noble turtle any longer and as soon as I order a couch this weekend I am officially starting the turtle fund
EVIL LAUGHTER
Doorbell camera: ‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️ SOMEONE IS AT YOUR DOOR ⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️
The person at my door:
ANYWAY, turtle options:
- Mississippi map
- Razorback musk
- Chinese golden thread
- Red cheeked mud
- Texas map
- Kwangtung river
Turtle name options:
- Linus
- Ravioli
- Tabasco
- Tilly
- Orly
- Ginger
The grip that a wide black and white grid pattern has on zillennial officewear is unreal
ANYWAY, turtle options:
- Mississippi map
- Razorback musk
- Chinese golden thread
- Red cheeked mud
- Texas map
- Kwangtung river
I am afraid I cannot resist the allure of the noble turtle any longer and as soon as I order a couch this weekend I am officially starting the turtle fund
DEEP SIGH… thinking about turtles again
A turtle is a stinky animal that requires an incredibly unwieldy, expensive, and complicated-to-establish enclosure and a specialized diet and most of them do not even like to hang out with you and can you give you diseases and they also live for 50+ years. HOWEVER: They are swag as fuck
DEEP SIGH… thinking about turtles again
I applied to essentially my job but a little fancier at a diff med school on a whim this morning thinking it wouldn't go anywhere but the best case scenario would be going to my supervisor with the offer letter in a couple months to try and leverage a raise, but then I got rejected less than two hours after I applied and I'm like damn lol my ego is bruised
Ummm I don't want to do my job today I want to sing and dance
There is an interesting disconnect in people complaining about otohan from CR3 having a complete and utter lack of any personality and being lame as fuck but not realizing that they're actually complaining abt the CR3 writing and not her as a character . Yall understand there's a difference between saying for example "I hate ripley she is a treacherous bitch" and "i hate otohan she could be replaced by a lamp"
There is really no reason to keep a little tube of gorilla glue and a little tube of hand sanitizer that are roughly the same size and shape right next to each other in the same compartment of my desk organizer, but I like to live on the edge so I'm not going to move them