Prompto: [readying his camera] Smile Noct!
Noctis: [frowns]
Prompto: Gorgeous!
submitted by @nerdyfantasy72
Gentiana: I love Lunafreya, I would walk through fire for her. Ok well maybe not fire.. But a really humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
Aranea, trying to check Prompto's wounds: Alright could you open up?
Prompto: Well, it started when I was a child...
Aranea: Wait no thats not what I-
Aranea: You know what just tell me
Luna, speaking to Aranea: Also if you see Ravus, please give him this face. [Makes a slightly disappointed facial expression]
Luna: He'll know what it means.
Aranea [sometime later]: Oh, speaking of, she wanted me to give you a message. [makes a slightly disappointed facial expression]
Ravus: [sighing] The neutral face of displeasure
submission by @kazeshxni
Regis: What did I tell you about calling Ravus, 'the devil'?
Noctis: That its offensive to the devil?
Ignis: You can't do this.
Noctis: Well guess what? I'm the prince, so I can.
submission by @lysxelo
Cindy: Your hands are so nice and strong
Cindy: But your right hand is much stronger than your left, why is that?
Prompto:
Prompto: Um, I'm a gunslinger
Noctis: Ignis, do you think I'm smart?
Ignis: Oh is that what we're gonna do today? We're gonna fight??
In a dungeon
Noctis: Its so dark here! I can't see anything!
Ignis: Oh no, what a nightmare.
Noctis: ... Sorry
submission by @kazeshxni
Gladio, after being told a fight is too risky: I'm sorry, all these muscles make it hard to hear sometimes. What was that about risk?
I hit the hay all day motherfucker. 24 hour sleep schedule. if you awake you fake. its beadtime bitch
Noctis probably submitted by @decayedrose
Ardyn: [After getting stabbed in the gut] Are you going to want this nice sword back or can I keep it?
Noctis: Food: 8000 Gil
Noctis: Phone Bills: 2000 Gil
Noctis: Hotels and other accommodations: 10,000 Gil
Noctis: Hairgel: 500,000 Gil
Noctis: Gas for the regalia: 1000 Gil
Noctis: Someone good at the economy please help me budget this my nation is dying
Cindy: Spend less on hairgel
Noctis: No
submission by @shadownightes
Regis: How about you go stay in Tenebrae for a bit? You and Ravus seem to get along good.
Noctis: He set my slip n' slide on fire.
Regis: I said good not great.
Noctis: WHILE I WAS ON IT.
submission by @enforcers-nine-and-twelve
Prompto: [trying to flirt] Jumping from helicopters is dangerous but did you know that 1 in 5 people don't make it to the ground?
Noctis: What? Dont make it to the ground? Then where do they go?
Ravus: Have a safe flight.
Ardyn: Now, you know I have no control over something like that.
Ravus: Alright, die then.
Ardyn: Noctis, may I get your number?
Noctis: [visibly texting] I don't have a phone.
submission by @maidofpasta