reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

Me posting on tumblr:

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

I love fanfic so so so much.

Canon: Am I joke to you?

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

rjjrrjrjfjrkekekdjtjjwjejrirjfksjwk the last one sENT ME

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet! 

hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too! 

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!

–BB

MAY ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BE ELEVATED TO THE EQUIVALENT OF SAINTHOOD IN THEIR RELIGION BLESS ALL OF YOU OH MY GOD.

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO FREAKING IMPORTANT TO ME AND ALL MY FOLLOWERS TO READ THAT DEAL WITH GRIEF AND GUILT WHILE BEING LGBTQ AND RELIGIOUS

http://hoperemainsonline.com/ Is the new site for hoperemains. Every other link is still active as of 1/9/2020

very important!!

REBLOGGING BECAUSE ITS IMPORTANT 👍

Reblog this post if

- you’re half human and half machine

- you are one ant

- you have no eyes

- you have a vision of a man made object

- when you died, you left behind a mansion full of other peoples skulls

- you are an expert in your field

- you earned your life

- you have hands and you have feet

- a human passion burns within

https://instagram.com/p/Bd5nawsgbiJ/

It’s okay!  He just got really fluffy

*eats incense stick like pocky*

Please don’t do this it tastes so,,, fragrant but awful I had to drink so much water to get the taste out ;-;

They taste like old lady perfume makes you feel

THAT’S IT THAT’S THE TASTE

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The “content you reported” will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN’T GO WITH YOUR BLOG’S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn’t ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don’t, people don’t see it. This shit’s that simple.

This could save someone’s life. It’s not a joke.

Actually, it’s the same thing for desktop too! ^^

After checking through some responses it seems like this doesn’t actually help much unfortunately.

I know there used to be a blog on here called tswatch that would reach out to people who were suicidal and they would talk to the person and send them hotlines but I’m not sure it’s active anymore. There is also a post somewhere that lists a bunch of suicide hotlines for different countries and one addition has a number you can text if talking on the phone makes you nervous. Also reaching out to people who have made those kinds of posts can help sometimes too, even if you go anon or send them a dm.

EDIT: I just checked and tswatch is still active!

This is really not okay.

I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.

If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.

I’m just going to REBLOG this all the fucking time

I SWEAR I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS.

This is not okay. Gender does not matter. Forcing someone will never be okay. Never.

I’m looking at every single one of my 290+ followers right now, and I’m expecting you to reblog this.

Hey I hope you all reblog this AND DON’T IGNORE THIS.

Women can be just as abusive as men, despite what society tells you.

This is the post that brought my attention to the abuse of men. I hope it can help someone else.

Someone who follows me better reblog this.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!

P REACH!!!

She hits him and still thinks she’ll get some? Abusive AND dumb!

If you see this post then you need to STOP SCROLLING because you can look at the cute cat pictures later. REBLOG and spread the word because this is VERY IMPORTANT. Everyone should be aware that forcing someone and making them do things without their consent is wrong regardless of their gender.

not only does she slap him but she kisses him?? that is sexual assault right there.

Reblog👏my👏children👏bc👏this👏shit👏is👏really👏fucking👏real!!👏

I will personally punch that bitch if I ever see her

Why is tumblr telling me I’ve already reblogged this, I swear I’ve never seen it before

Regardless, I’m reblogging it now bc it needs to be shared

This is super important. Anybody can be the abuser, and it can be more subtle that that. Always be careful.

This is so fucking important. It doesn’t matter what the gender is, anyone can be abused/sexually assaulted and anyone can be the abuser/assaulter. This girl is so fucking wrong for hitting and pushing him and just straight up continue kissing him when he’s clearly showing he doesn’t want to.

Never not friggin reblog

Anyone can be a victim. Took me until high school to learn that so time to spread the word

^

this is disgusting

^^^^