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Because I sparkle, that's why

@swamptrashwithasideofsass / swamptrashwithasideofsass.tumblr.com

Whitney/Whit, AKA SwampTrash. Too old for your foolishness.
Sassy and southern as sweet tea. Mom friend. Ranger the dog's human mom. J-Baby and C-Baby’s mama. Mauro Ranallo is my platonic soulmate. Possibly a unicorn. Wrestling-lover. Also lover of whatever is entertaining me on Netflix or Hulu at the moment.
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“That power corrupts people,” they cried, “you’ll become a monster!” That was a hundred years ago, and you’re beginning to wonder when the ‘evil’ is going to kick in

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You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.

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teaboot

“Listen, is he alive? Technically, no. But his body is moving and his soul is controlling it, so frankly I don’t see a problem.”

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jeysuso
#damian priest realizing he's never gonna get to cash in that fucking briefcase while the other two send dominik to certain death is peak comedy
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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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Transylvania approved defense. I know Dracula was SHAKING in fear when he tried climbing through my window that night.

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