I'm not that kind of nurse.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984

Yeah, you can disagree with the facts, and the 3 in 4 Americans who didn’t vote for you can remind you that you’re full of shit, you fucking dickwagon.

LEGO Holtzmann approves of this stitchery and especially likes the radiation symbols.

This the best thing

Do not forget my name.

#i was about to scroll past this venomously but omfg

so does anyone, like, read fanfic to their kids as a bedtime story???

I once read LotR fanfic to @nurseloki when she was sick and bored, does that count?

This is true. It was awesome, except for how miserable I was.

via io9.com

OK this is pretty damn awesome

Love it.

When you got a little health in a video game and some bullsh*t kills you

luke “i am a drama queen like my father before me” skywalker

This is literally all I can think of while looking at anything related to Suicide Squad

did you know: there are people who can lie down, at a reasonable hour, and just sleep? fall asleep, easily? regularly? on a regular basis? roughly every night? wild

I mapped one, and it's a constant reminder of my own failure.

Ok Disney Parks Blog announced Kylo Ren is coming to Disneyland, and that for the time being he’ll be replacing Darth Vader’s meet and greet

And in the comments section a lot of people are really angry because they want to meet Darth Vader instead

Which on a meta level is the funniest thing ever to me

There are three types of people:

Extrovert: gets their energy from time spent with others Introvert: gets their energy from time spent alone Javert: gets their energy from THE LAW 

And I'm Javert!

OK but that’s not….I mean that’s what supposed to….oh never mind.

Lmao

Night Fury