Fabian K.O.ing Ivy on one turn and threatening to skin her alive. Riz screaming at Kipperlily about how much she sucks and calling her a freak. Fig sending Ruben to coil wires for her for eternity. Gorgug telling Oisin to say hi to his grandmother and then he DIED. Riz telling them to decapitate Oisin so he couldn’t be revivified. Absolutely fucking insane it’s times like these we remember what actual batshit killers they are and I love them
what's so funny to me in the world of fantasy high is that fig is a known member of the bad kids and a high level bard and notorious for pretending to be other people and when people see all the bad kids without fig but with some new girl they're like, huh. that's weird. guess fig's not here.
deeply important aspect of riz gukgak’s character to me is that he’s quite a bit deranged. Brings a gun to school, shoots an unconscious man point blank in the head just so he won’t wake up, tortures a kid by shooting off three of his fucking fingers, threatens to bite Dayne’s eye out of his head as revenge for Fabian, literally eats Kalvaxus, consistently hissing throughout sophomore year, and of course “make sure to cut off his head so he can’t be revivified”
Love the Bad Kids immediately shutting down Porter’s attempt to proselytize; like absolutely not, you can’t defend this. You’re a bad teacher. Yeah, we spent the summer hunting the Night Yorb on behalf of the school, because the Night Yorb was our fucking fault in the first place. Elmville didn’t refuse to sign Gorgug’s MCAT, you did, Porter. You’re a freak. You’re 45 and you’re juicing and the teenage archdevil who clocked your bad vibes freshman year day one already swooped the godly domain you’re vying for out from under you and put it on standby like last week. Get fucked old man.
back on my raghgug bullshit
fuck oisin and his family reunion
It is our role as the audience to write tragic fanfic and headcanon about manipulated teens
It is their role to have fun murdering them in the most violent way possible
Okay this is probably not gonna be true, but I just can’t stop thinking about how easily the rat grinders went down. Now it might just be the fact that i am pretty fond of those little bastards, but I can’t help but think about how they had such powerful spells but so little hit points, and that thing Brennan said about how anything that his players do he just puts that into his personal toolbox. And I think about how Simulacrum have all the same features, but half the hit points of the original. Now I know the players already waved it off as a consequence of them just grinding and not actually earning those levels, but and I’ll have to double check this in a rewatch, I don’t think Brennan ever verbally confirmed that. Idk I’m not 100% sure we’ve seen the last of those fuckers, but what do I know.
Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.
Lotta "first they came for" quoters gleefully and repeatedly endorsing the coming for Palestinians.
@entities-of-posts the spiral?
Seconded
You mean so much to me too
Sillouettes
here’s my pitch for the rat grinders spin-off:
kipperlilly: surena marie
oisin: ify nwadiwe
mary ann: brian david gilbert
buddy: mike trapp
ivy: anjali bhimani
ruben: freddy wong
really liking kristen's arc(?) this season