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The Supreme Court having heard arguments over how many organs someone can lose before they’re permitted an abortion because of Idaho’s ban, it reminded me of a moment from The Handmaid’s Tale in which after Janine lost her eye to the regime, Moira said ‘You don’t need eyes to be pregnant.’ Like, yeah, I guess not.
The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make
Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?
I cannot wait to hear about the travels that my good friend Jonathan Harker is about to embark upon, I hope his time abroad is delightful and definitely nothing bad is going to happen to him at all.
Many many mice!
Many many mice!
THE LAST DAY GUYS
Every April 30th, like clockwork.
At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.
Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!
A Treasured Treasury of Beloved Characters (2024).
Wool felt, cotton lawn, strawboard, embroidery & poly cotton thread, recycled PET stuffing, armature wire, plastic eyes.
Here is a collection of characters I met when I was small, all of whom have stayed with me every day since. They are housed, stitched and squished in this felt book, akin to their arrangement in my brain.
Posters available here.
The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂
Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware. Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Mozilla FireFox @ Internet Explorer
ooooh my gif :D
the dubious philosophy of salmon
the number of people who have looked at this is officially too large a number
This will never stop being unspeakably beautiful or moving me to tears.
...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE
We are so damn lucky Chocolate Guy has a passion for chocolate and crafting beautiful, lifelike desserts.... because if he chose to put this level of work, dedication, and sheer determination into anything even slightly nefarious (instead of nearly breaking the laws of physics in order to create culinary masterpieces) we would be so epically fucked.
Can we talk about the fucking eggs though? The picture perfect paint work? The fact that the interior of the dessert actually LOOKS like egg yolks? I'm insane about this.
me and the mutuals
happy tdov my loves. don't let anyone else define your transness for you.
