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Andrew Garfield photographed by Michael Schwartz for Glass Man Magazine, Autumn 2021

my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

it fucking sublimated!

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

Woke up today and groaned at a few people being Wrong on the Internet. Clocked into writing center orientation from 10:00-12:00. Fascist insurrection stormed the Capitol.

Fucked up yet predictable that this post stays relevant

Y’all, I ain’t never seen a whole Star Wars film, but Mark Hamill? Is an actual Fucking Saint™️.

I dont think I've ever seen more Bernie pics than I did today and it's the one pic over and over and over again

I think this one's my favorite

I will never forgive or forget what Donald Trump has done. And it will be a cold day in Hell before I ever vote for a Republican.

…I love History Mom (aka one of my history professors, who helped me get my name changed in the school system). I’m taking a class with her this semester and she just posted this to the class site:

I love that I’ve had some of the same mutuals for like over 5 years and we never so much as exchanged a single dm.....the amount of mutual respect.....

Closing all the messy tabs after a long project may be the most satisfying thing ever