how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand
you don’t cry because you’re too busy plotting their death
Reblog while you still can ;(
It’s officially the last day you can search this. Cherish it while you can.
Not trying to be creepy but....
How old is everyone in the fandom?
18, I turn 19 later this year :)
I’ll be 18 on December 12th, so farrrrrrr
I’m 20 on March 31st!!
a weapon to surpass metal gear
do you want to try prime
The Best Cat Tweets of 2016 (see 23 more)
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
but the very next day you said that was gay
Seduce Me Otome Seattle Meetup, with @faeintwilight, @little-miss-underworld, and @ggtanon.
Nice seeing you all!
We're so cute~ I had so much fun with you guys today!!
nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:
kelssiel:
cool concept: demons and monsters being defeated by disabilities
-a demon waits to scare a woman as she opens her eyes she doesn’t notice because she’s blind
-the boogeyman grabs the child’s ankle as they climb put of bed, it’s prosthetic the child doesn’t notice
-sirens fail to lure the deaf sailor for obvious reasons
-the schizophrenic doesn’t pay any attention to the demons telling them to do things because it’s the same shit as always
-the demon screams in frustration as the guy with ADHD he’s possessed keeps forgetting that he came into the kitchen to kill his family not wash the dishes
-the devil tries to create an unholy union to give birth to the anti-christ he is thwarted by the man’s severe anxiety disorder
-demons try to torture a person with chronic pain who just thinks they’re having a bad pain day
-demons attempt to force a person read the rite that will summon Satan fails because of their speech impediment -Satan possesses a person with the intent to use them in a mass murder, except that they’re a severe agoraphobe and can’t leave the house -monster uses candy as a lure to trap a child for dinner, but they have Type 1 Diabetes and don’t eat sweets so they ignore it
And this is why I love tumblr.
Seduce Me Christmas Meetup - Seattle 2016
Now that a date has been decided I’m making this post to announce all the details!
First, when. The meetup will be December 20th at 2pm!
The plan is to meet in front of the Westlake Center Mall (in downtown Seattle near 4th and Pine). Once everyone that we know is coming is there, we’ll walk over to the Sheraton Hotel to see their gingerbread house displays! After that, we’ll do whatever we decide to do. I’m leaving after the displays open so everyone who comes can decide what we do together! It’s a pretty open ended thing, so people can leave whenever they want.
If you have any questions, please let me know!
Anxiety: if you are not doing The Most™ then you are a giant fucking failure! go! hurry!
Depression: life is pointless, just lie in bed and stare at a wall all day, we good
I’m so lonely I need more friends
His Inescapable Penis Vice Gripped Her From Inside.
I found some of my old editing work on a flash drive, and there was one novel which grabbed my attention and I immediately started screeching like a pterodactyl . Thankfully It never actually made it to publication because it was so bad, and the editor above me got fired for letting it get past the vetting process.
Mostly I’m just reading through it and cringing, but then I came across some of my own commentary at the side.
It starts out pretty tame. And yes, some people DO forget the names of their MC’s half way through a book. (Or the second chapter in this case, switching back and forth between Karen and Kate so much I eventually gave up.)
Then starts to become a little bit eeeeeh, and I have to make several of these changes and suggestions, mostly prompting for the language to be removed and rewritten entirely as it was VILE.
Then about chapter five I have lost my mind and well…:
this shouldn’t make me wish i was an editor but i wish i was an editor.
I just spat perfectly good coffee out.
I debated whether I should actually reblog this, because fucking Christ this ia horrible.
Okay who the fuck brought this back.
Notes like this are why I have to make a second pass through when I’m done editing to edit my comments, lol
@tiny-librarian, I have not, but I think I dodged working on one a couple years ago. Usually anything with ‘slut’ in the title that isn’t a gender studies work is gonna be solid reading.
ohmygod babe pls draw Subaru with C4
he doesn’t know why he’s here …
I’M CRYING THIS IS AMAZING
i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
there, there~