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Post-Halloween shenanigans with Merv and Matthew
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Thanks @heyesc for sending me this!
I'm mostly reblogging for that honky-tonk version of "Wellerman" playing in the background
And I thought Fantasia 2000 was exagerating…
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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
Should I reblog 5 times if I have 5 pairs?
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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
Why did Marie Curie stop dating that guy? There was no chemistry!
What do you get when you run over a birds nest with a lawn mower? Shredded tweet.
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Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.
The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.
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A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like
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And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like
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The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just
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The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.
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When you left this tag three days ago, I thought "that's so sweet, but no. No way this concept is even close to that popular."
[ID: Four pictures of Gordon Ramsay in various states of confusion. /end ID]
This is it. This is my job. This is what I do for a living. I make those faces and then I tell my uncaring monitor exactly what is wrong with this website and what the site owner needs to do to fix it with all the fucks I can’t put in official work documents sprinkled liberally throughout.
And now I will be picturing Gordon Ramsey when I do it.
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A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.
I adore this and want 50,000 comic-image-word-equivalents more.
Also I want my own apparition, dammit.
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Alpine ‘menace’ Rogers-Barnes
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I am working on a little something, so here is a mall part of it! Castiel :3
Barney, reamed out by Clint, is heartbroken over Nat, and frantically clingy and protective of his family upon their return, plus kinda self-condemning over the Ronin thing, so he retreats from the Avengers to focus on family and trying to heal.
Clint is still the depressed guy he was before the snap, but also feels guilty about not helping out with Thanos, so he steps in to help with the new kids. He spends a lot of time lurking -in the vents, rafters, roof, etc. which draws Bucky’s attention. They eventually do the dueling snipers thing on the practice range, and conversations start. Clint fills in what Bucky doesn’t remember, and they were enemies to lovers that one time WS escaped to New York in 2000 for a month or 2. After one too many suicidal mission accidents, Buck convinces Clint to get some help, leaning on their similar pasts-brainwashing, sniper, etc. [cue renewed Winterhawk if desired] Sam helps with finding a good therapist, and Buck starts ragging on them both over hawks vs falcons.
After Clint and Buck save Barney & fam from some major Ronin retaliation attempt, Clint reconciles with Barney who is better but wants to stay retired. The three reminisce about Natasha, discovering they all loved her, and creating a memorial for her on Barney’s land (a bench with a great view under a nice tree.
Anonymous asked:
Don’t say cis female. Say cis woman. Female and male are false dichotomies and false science.
While I see your point, I’ve never really identified with society’s vision for “woman”. I’m me, I’ve always identified the same way, and I have 2 X chromosomes. So ‘cis’-to communicate that I have no idea what trans folks experiences are like, and female as I have created another human inside me-like most XX chromosome mammals. All other gender identity labels I feel are superfluous to who I feel I am.
Reality is what we each perceive it to be, making communication an ever-evolving art and struggle.
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AI once accidentally created a nice "family" photo of Sam, Castiel, and Dean.
Man, I immediately thought, “sugar daddy Cas and underage consent issues” and then “isosceles or equilateral poly?”.
REALLY! What WAS that AI *thinking!*
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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
i don't even know who took this pic. the only person who claims to know the photographer was this person who uploaded it to reddit without naming them. it just adds to the mystery of it
I feel like this is a Supernatural episode writing prompt.
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:) YES
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@spider-grace I feel you and validate your claim. (Tags say apple, key lime, and this is rhubarb erasure.)
Also gooseberry erasure.
Looking for Venom& or /Bucky fics and…I can’t…RULE 34! RULE 34! Dead Dove DNE!