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Deity Starter Sentences

“How fare you this century?”

“Does my mother expect me to live under her thumb for all eternity?”

“Mortals. They never learn.”

“How dare you threaten me. I could turn you to ASH!”

“Isn’t it cute, they think they can summon me so easily.”

“I help where I can.”

“I’m feeling lenient…”

“My existence has grown dull.”

“Paradise is all around you.”

“Here none shall ever want nor feel pain.”

“Feel my power and tremble!”

“I’m sorry. I often don’t know my own strength…”

“We shall bring fire and war and death.”

“Can you not speak Sumerian?”

“Shakespeare had it right. Ah, what fools these mortals be.”

“Be at peace.”

“Can you not decimate an entire continent?”

“What do you mean dinosaurs are all extinct?”

“Humans are to us as insects are to you.”

“I protect. It is what I do.”

“My worship is alive and well.

“Do what you will. I do not fear you.”

“They shall suffer.”

“We cannot get directly involved.”

“My influence lies everywhere.”

“Hail and well met.”

“I worry for our siblings.”

“I can create as well as destroy.”

“I am not as strong as I once was.”

“We shall rise again.”

“Come! Let us feast!”

“The end is neigh.”

“To all things comes death, even for us.”

“Life shall prevail. It always does.”

“My power can help. What do you need?”

“Our time is past.”

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☾   VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE PROMPTS   ( PART  I. )

*  CLASSIC CLANBOOKS: ASSAMITE, BRUJAH, SETITES, & GANGREL PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED . * SOME SENTENCES CHANGED FOR RP STANDARDS *

  • It may be that we are the same.
  • Which is why work such as yours is so valuable.
  • They might serve us as a weapon. 
  • Know that you and your people are always in our prayers. 
  • Let virtue always guide you…
  • It is better to have less thunder in the mouth, and more lightning in the hand. 
  • I shall remain peacefully in this territory. 
  • Better to die than to live in slavery.
  • It is clear that you will never be destroyed.
  • We endure, and await the day when our strength is rebuilt.
  • Their loyalties should not be entirely trusted.
  • Everybody has their code, the difference is I live by mine.
  • I was never defeated, only killed. 
  • My apologies, and good luck on your quest. 
  • That was a head shot, I think - 
  • We havin’ fun yet? 
  • Do you not know who you are?
  • Woof woof. I ain’t no damn dog, you fat motherfucker!
  • What do you think of that?
  • How did you become a vampire? 
  • Next thing I knew, I was lying in a sewer, with this burnin’ in my stomach. 
  • Damn right! 
  • Such is the way some anarchs believes anarchy should be spread.
  • If I didn’t know any better, I would think you’re trying to be funny.
  • We have learned to work with the system to try and change it. 
  • Why are you being so generous? 
  • Just never take your eyes off them.
  • I hate authority. I hate organization. 
  • You wanna walk the high way, big boy, you gotta pay the toll. Know what I mean? 
  • Not even a shudder, I like that.
  • I see you remember the pain I put you through. 
  • Where there is evil; I am. 
  • I’d like to thank the son of a bitch for going anarch on us.
  • At least the bloodsucking bastard talks better than I do. 
  • It’s the British public schools that do that to you. 
  • I’ve been edited again, dammit! 
  • You probably don’t know a whole hell of a lot about what’s going on. 
  • Lucky you… 
  • Get your ass over here before you freeze. 
  • Where you from anyway? 
  • I thought I would go mad. 
  •  So I did what any self-respecting journalist would have done. I wrote a book. 
  • All that ethnic stuff is real hot now. 
  • What kind of parties they got?
  • Who the hell cares about the hippies? 
  • The whole drug scene’s old news. President ___ says so. ‘
  • Look how sick it looks now! 
  • I hate to bring trouble, but I’m desperate. Can you hide me? 
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vampire starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !

Human

  • “Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”
  • “Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”
  • “Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”
  • “I’m not afraid of you.”
  • “You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”
  • “So…how old are you?”

Turning

  • “What’s happening to me?!”
  • “Did you just…bite me?”
  • “This..hurts…”
  • “Get away from me!”
  • “I feel…weirdly stronger…”

Newly Turned

  • “I’m still not used to this…”
  • “Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”
  • “Am I supposed to…kill things?”
  • “I want cool vampire powers.”
  • “I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”
  • “I have so many questions.”

Born a Vampire

  • “Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”
  • “We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”
  • “You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”
  • “Someone around here should show you the ropes.”
  • “I’m actually not that old.”

Ancient

  • “I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”
  • “Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”
  • “So many people have died in front of my eyes.”
  • “There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”
  • “I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”

Lore

  • “I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”
  • “No, we don’t turn into bats.”
  • “Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”
  • “Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”
  • “I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”

Hungry

  • “No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”
  • “You’re bleeding…”
  • “Go. Now. Before I-”
  • “Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”
  • “I shouldn’t have waited this long…”
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torture starters : deprivation

[ mentions of abuse, torture, kidnapping, etc. ]

“You’re hungry, aren’t you?” “I didn’t think you could look any worse, but you surprise me every day.” “Remind me, how long haven’t I fed you? Oh wait, you can’t tell day from night, can you?” “Oh no, I didn’t bring this food down for you. I just wanted to have something to watch while I ate.” “You know it’s rude to fall asleep in the middle of a conversation, right?” “Wakey-wakey! You’ve slept a whole forty seconds! Time to remind you of what happens when you do that again.” ”That blindfold is never coming off again.” “I never said you could have fresh water.” “All you have to do is say you did it, and I’ll let you sleep again. Permanently.” ”You might break the world record ‘staying awake’ soon! If you don’t die first, of course.” ”Who’re you talking to? You do realise you’re all alone down here, right?” “Remember sleep?” ”Look around while you still can. After today you’ll never see colours again.” ”For a moment there I thought you’d finally starved.” “It’s nice and warm outside. Remember sunshine?” “Drifting off again, are you?” “Good morning! Did you sleep well?” “Look what I found! Cat food. It’s your favourite…” “All you have to do is confess you did it, and you can have this water.” “You tell me the truth and you walk out of here. It’s that simple.” “Hellooo? You still alive in there?” “Look, I made breakfast! For myself.” “Okay so, would you rather not sleep or not eat for the coming seven days?”

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Halloween Sentence Meme !  🎃

some slightly nsfw !! 
  • I’m turning the lights out now. “ 
  • They’re coming. Get ready. “ 
  • Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “ 
  • If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “ 
  • You need a damn costume. “ 
  • This is my costume “ 
  • Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “ 
  • Spooky spaghetti ? “
  • You look… hot.  
  • That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “
  • HOLY FUCK“ 
  • You deserved that, asshole.
  • Wanna go in first ? “ 
  • I knew you’d end up holding my hand.  
  • Let’s swap. I don’t like these.  
  • I don’t wanna go “ 
  • You’re fucking with me.  
  • I didn’t invite you for a reason. “ 
  • You look pretty when I can’t see your face. 
  • I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “ 
  • That’s fucking adorable.  
  • Put the cat down, it’s not yo- 
  • “ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME 
  • I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “
  • I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “ 
  • You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “ 
  • Did you see that ? What the fuck. “ 
  • Come here.  
  • You hear that ?   
  • That was not my dog. “ 
  • Did you leave the door open ? 
  • I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “ 
  • Your tights are ripped, loser. “ 
  • If they look at you one more fucking time… “ 
  • I don’t like these woods. “ 
  • My mama always said NEVER take candy from strangers. “ 
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