Whats Up Ya Fuck Ups

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

Well, you know what....

Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here's a king sized candy bar

Ohohohoho!! Allow me!

Funniest possible response when asked if ur product can cause lead poisoning.

they should invent sleeping that makes you less tired

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

> be me looking for CDs at the thrift store

> buy a dolly parton CD

> go home so excited to listen to 9 to 5

> open the CD case and find a paul mccartney CD instead of dolly parton

> be frustrated but optimistic cos ive heard he’s good

> put the paul mccartney CD in my CD player

> london symphony orchestra plays

The volume IS the message

does anyone have that gif of that cat shaking a pillow and its ears go back funny

I LOVE IT SO MUCH

does anyone have any more posts in this style? I'm making a collection