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Nahhh, can’t risk it.

✨sorry y’all

im sorry yall

I work in insurance yall, I ain’t risking shit

I’m cool with superstitions, but now I don’t trust any of you fucks behind the wheel…

cant risk it😐

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My Girl [P.P]

Summary: When Flash’s birthday comes around, you beg Peter—or rather, Spider-man—to swing by his party, offering a kiss on the cheek for the favor. 

Word Count: 2.5k

Warnings: typos, swearing

A/N: guys. deadass, this is the fluffiest, cutest fluff i think i’ve ever written. like i love it, but i nearly got a cavity writing it. i also of course added my own humor and elements of complete crack :) hope y’all enjoy!

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One of the things you loved the most about Peter was his kindness. It showed in nearly everything he did. When he’d help little old ladies cross the street or when he’d save a kid’s cat from a tree. It was a blessing going on patrol with him because you got to see a side of him that few people got a chance to explore. 

“You are too sweet,” You’d always say, planting a big, wet kiss on his cheek. 

Peter would always blush and stutter out a “just doing my job”. He’d never tell you this, but sometimes he’d go out of his way to be extra nice to people when you were around because he knew he’d be in for a big kiss on the cheek. 

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So fluffy😭😭

reblog to kiss your mutuals at midnight. 😌

reblog to give fic writers a gentle kiss on the forehead

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Reblog art guys. Seriously.

Always reblog art! No one sees it if it’s liked. Help circulate an artist’s hard work!

OW

True tho

Liked this, and then did a double take. Please reblog, it means so much to artists. This includes writers too

Reblog

Reblog

Reblog

(If you see this on your dash. Reblog)

if you see this reblog

Reblog if you see this

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Had to keep reminding myself this over the weekend

It’s okay to rest ♥

sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

These things never work for me, but I’ll never stop trying

Same

Roger bring me something gooooood

Mr. Rogers neighborhood :}

Let’s see if Roger works!

Please Roger

Please Rodger! 💜

Work your magic Roger!

Alovelydogandalovelybutterfly

I’ve always liked Tom Hiddleston but this just made me fall in love with him

I can’t even