new contender for best community note of all time

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

House is pregnant

good for him!!!!

Jenny Bloomfield

seasoflife

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

The Panama Canal

get yourself someone who will dig with their bare hands to find you buried underground. someone who will roll under a firetruck— despite previously getting crushed by one— to make sure you don’t die. someone who will run towards the gunshot instead of away from it to make sure you are safe. someone who will break down doors to get to you. someone who will walk through fires with you and burn the world down to make sure you are okay.

We all love the "becoming the very thing you sought to destroy," trope. but I have a growing fondness for "destroying the very thing you sought to become"

some vibes presented without elaboration

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The Palm Beach Post, Florida, November 30, 1942

One of the hardest things about being an adult is telling yourself there's food at home

Absolutely

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

Perfect tags

@catboybiologist

This is one of my favorite videos of all time and I will always reblog it when I see it

Argentina