eddie has always been jealous of how organized stan is because as clean as eddie is & as scared of getting sick as he is, he’s still messy as fuck. like he gets stains on his clothes & he falls a lot in the mud & nothing is ever where he leaves it & his fanny pack? forget it that boy has to dump all of the contents out just to find one thing ( usually his aspirator ) & it stresses him out but he’s never been able to stay organized to save his life so one day he’s talking to bill about how much he admires stan because of how organized & clean he is & he mentioned that stan is probably the only person he’d ever kiss ( if he kissed boys but he doesn’t because his mom says that’s how you get aids ) because stan would never get him sick ever & he knows that stan is the cleanest person ever so the next day stan goes to eddie’s house with a gift & it’s a perfectly organized first aid kit & fanny pack & the first aid kit had labels for where everything goes so eddie can keep it organize & stan helps put labels around eddies room so he can try keeping it organized & afterwards they’re sitting & stan asks for some hand sanitizer because he was cleaning up eddies dirty clothes & he cleans his hands but then he cleans his mouth with it before he leans in & kisses eddie vvv quickly & both the boys giggle because it was really cute but it also tasted v bad
