I always find a way to judge you somehow, at least this time you’re making it easy for me. I kind of understand, I’d want to protect Darcy if anybody was really messing with her – but come on, I’d give her a fair crack at taking care of herself, first, you better do the same for me. You just want an excuse to leave HIU, don’t you? What’s wrong, are you not the golden boy there yet?
Hey, the more things I can make easy for you, the more big brother points I earn - that’s how it works, right? You’ve got the first swing at anyone, don’t worry about that. I just want you AND ANY BOYS READING THIS ON THE INTERNET to know that I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. Psh, what? Nah. I mean, the hazing at this frat is kind of crazy, but asking for them to take it easy on me feels like special treatment so like, it’s fun? The normal college experience and whatever. But hey, maybe I just miss my little sister! That’s not that inconceivable, is it, Spider Monkey?