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i dont know who needs to hear this but as a general PSA for those who pay people online for goods and services: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE BUYING. While it might seem funny to write a clever note along with your transaction, any sort of hint that you're buying something nsfw or even mildly suggestive poses a huge risk that the person you're paying is getting their method of payment shut down permanently. transaction services are stricter than ever. "thanks for the boobs" is a pipe bomb that only needs one pair of eyes to be noticed. loose lips sink ships
hey i know you guys are all the funniest and smartest people in the world but you arent actually required to give any reasons for payment right. you can just say nothing. you know that right
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My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women
If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."
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@jelloapocalypse in case no one has shown you this yet
I have seen this but I'll share it here too
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only-tiktoks
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this is one of my favorite videos ever
It's like watching animals playing in a sprinkler.
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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite
ok here we go. recipe/original post here:
i sent this post to my friend who is known for making Concoctions. thinking she'd just find it funny. i underestimated her hubris
so for anyone curious about the white gilgamesh experience. i hope this satiates that sick desire in your hearts
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Spot on 😆
In the 90s, if you as a kid pulled on the door at the EXACT time that mom/dad finally unlocked it? The door would not unlock. And you'd be the sad wet cat watching everyone get in while your door is still woefully locked
Of course we'd pull like madmen on the door again next time, having learned exactly nothing
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there should be a hotline for me to call autistic people with specific hyperfixations every time i have a question
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I'm not going to explain any of the thought behind it yet, just want your answer on what you want to lose first. I'll post a new poll without the loser until only One Remains.
(note: eliminate means that humans don't include them in our diets, not that we suddenly pluck it from existence)
And do the sharing thing please. This isn't scientific or anything close to it, just my own curiosity, but still, I want to know what we keep the longest, bc I have a guess.