Like the moon, we borrow our light

the whump fan’s dilemma

the notes on this post really do paint a picture of the psychology of fans, don’t they

YES. YOU GET IT.

lmaooo

We love to see it

#oh my god#all of them???

Yes! All of them! It's not a defect, it's a design flaw! They made an accelerator pedal that can accidentally wedge itself down flat!

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

you are making this so difficult

When post is gone, only the joke will remain.

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

fuck w me

FUCK W ME

They're true to life

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

This argument is 100% correct but I think people who use it like this just aren't aware enough of the current climate change denialist rhetoric to be able to argue against it effectively.

The vast majority of current-day climate change deniers DO recognize that the climate is changing (I mean, they have no option, the effects are observable and glaringly obvious) they just deny that it's manmade or that the fossil fuel industry has anything to do with it, so arguments like this don't really cut it.

The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.

hey you can’t just go and say “the theme of totk is hands” and expect me to have a normal reaction

something about foreshadowing being more prominent the second time around reading a story but in a way that the meaning is changed forever and you can never view a story the same as you once did before. do you know what i mean.

literally so insane how you can never go back to the innocence of it all. you see all the signs coming and you know how it ends. but there's nothing you can do to turn a blind eye to it anymore. it hits you and you just have to keep going.

CHICKEN RUN (2000) dir. Peter Lord & Nick Park

UNCHARTED 3: DRAKE'S DECEPTION (2011)

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

Without even thinking about it, I used to be able to fly. Now I'm trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it. KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE 1989 — dir. Hayao Miyazaki