How your backyard barbecue go, The Smiths❓

i have never watched dungeon meshi

the muse ⬇️

falin descuido venga la alegría

Ammo Knights when they give you a Sheldon Licence at the start of a new season-

would be nice if all three of them each gave one...

Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

lots has been said about beth fallout games and their comparatively long intros, but i watched a friend of mine start fallout 3 and repeatedly restart trying to fix some technical issues and there's something to be said for them, even if the joy is unintentional. clawing your way out of the birth canal the first time, that's a weird way to start a video game. but after the sixth or seventh time? in a row? hilarious. i like to think they all happened consecutively and james is just pushing us back in

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

Mobility assistance

throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone

i completely miss the grenade and everyone in the room dies including me

Democrat political strategy

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”