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Elizabeths Mess

@elizabethsmess / elizabethsmess.tumblr.com

Just a teenage girl. Main fandoms include FMA, Final Fantasy, and more!
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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mrchrismad

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

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cannedcream

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

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xblubotx

I know what a trumpet is I play one

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

I tap keys

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zzoupz

But hey what about

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

What about this six-string viola I found?

acoustic trumpet

Violins is never the solution

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

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sea-anon

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

my favorite cello <3

>:|

Ah yes tall string pianos I love them

Guys I found a pocket trumpet

Ah! Common mistake! @nonbinaryvulcan, that is a pocket VIOLIN!

This affront to nature is the pocket trumpet.

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The only good fictional portrayal of demonic activity I’ve ever seen is The Screwtape Letters, because C.S. Lewis as a Christian author actually understands what demons want and can therefore write them effectively, whereas every secular author is like…”murder??? they want to kill people and turn crosses upside-down right??? is that how this works???”

Hollywood demons: twist their heads around, kills you by eating your guts out, twists a crucifix into a pretzel, possesses you without asking permission first.

Actual, theology based demons: leads me to hell with a box of Oreos and the promise of a cute outfit.

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theforce

i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life 

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tartts

if I don’t get bit by a vampire and turn into a gorgeous immortal woman with questionable morality, irresistible charm, and enthralling mystique then what’s the point

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