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Sorry for my sass, I have depression...

@epic-and-kitty / epic-and-kitty.tumblr.com

29 year old  biromantic demisexual  demigirl (she her they pronouns) looking to shout, write, draw and read about her favorite things. And post some original content. Maybe. Who knows? I sure as heck don't... I have a Undertale ship-centric blog now. Its @muffyrus-imagines. Go follow it. Or don't. Your choice..... Also have a self shipping ask blog @ask-inky-paw-prints for mushy story based stuff.... New header image (and icon!) made by the lovely @matronofthevoid !
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so I've seen stuff on Tumblr saying it might not be around so if you want to find me

I'm on Twitter barely, but it's adult so message me for it

Same with pillowfort, message me for that since it's also mature

I'm on AO3 under the same username

And I'm on toyhouse under EpicKitty (nothing is really there yet)

And if push comes to shove, I'm on Flight Rising under Epickitty

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liesmyth

“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)

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civetcider

i hate drawing cars why so i keep making myself draw cars!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways more of them (she/her for both)

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butchdarling

[ID: A comic of Traver and Oakley, two butch furry original characters. Traver is a canine and Oakley is a black bear. Traver is in her car in front of Oakley's house, who is in her yard with a watering can. Traver honks the car horn and leans out the window to heckle Oakley.

Traver: Hey baby girl!

Traver: DAMN you come here often gorgeous?

Oakley, approaching the car with a smile: if you're gonna keep catcalling me at least do it inside the house so the poor neighbors don't have to hear you yelling

Traver, honking the horn: aww but it's not as fun without the car!

End ID]

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ralfmaximus
A 28-year-old motorcyclist died in Washington State on Friday afternoon because a dipshit Tesla driver rear-ended him at speed. A Snohomish man, 56, was commuting in his 2022 Tesla Model S when he activated the car’s camera-based advanced driver assist system and according to his statements to police, began looking through his phone. With nobody paying attention to the car’s actions, the Tesla software ignored Jeffrey Nissen on his motorcycle and continued on at speed. The car rear-ended the two-wheeler, Nissen was flung from the bike, and his life ended pinned underneath the electric car, where he was still lodged when police arrived to the scene.

Tesla claims another life.

Reminder that even if you are personally aware of how dangerous Tesla vehicles are and vow to never ride in one, they can still kill you.

My own driving habits have changed around them. I always give Teslas extra space, avoid following them directly, and expect them to stop or swerve suddenly without notice.

Cannot count the times I've pulled up next to a Tesla at freeway speed, noticed the driver playing on their phone. Tap the horn. They look up with surprise.

Please, don't be that guy.

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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reblogged

Some informative tees. It took me a while to figure out the first one. Value Village, Edmonton AB

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do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

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