me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

I’m ugly but it’s exotic

Yo if you think I’m not checking your tags when you’re rebloggin my posts, you got another thing comin, I’m checking your shit gotta see what kinda reactions I’m getting checking those demographics I’ve got 3 analysts looking st the data

“are you okay” no, next question

i’m smart but i do dumb shit anyway

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

…and this is my bedroom aka my Isolation Station™

I find it so weird that people can spend ALL DAY without going into their bed at some point. Like, i am always in my bed. I hang here. I eat here. I watch TV here. I nap here. But there are some people who just like… don’t hang in their beds??? Thats so alien to me haha

i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i gonna do? hide in a vent?

Anyway moral of the story is be nice but don’t be too nice

tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality

*wears pajamas all day* *showers at 10:30 pm* *changes into new pajamas*

me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare

im really proud of the people who are like “school’s getting busy so im taking a hiatus see u guys later :)” i could have 14 hours of homework with 6 tests tomorrow and still be sweatin it out on tumblr dot com 

hows everyone doing so far this semester?? good? feeling inferior to your classmates yet?? overcome with self doubt and coping with stress in unhealthy and destructive ways? Fantastic me too

“you can’t just put 20 commas in one sentence”

first of all, i’m german

No one be listening to me that's why I got a blog in the first place