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Sulfur Argon Calcium Samarium

@lapislocal / lapislocal.tumblr.com

Just splatoon now
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Reasons to watch “The End of The F***ing World” on Netflix

  • good cinematography/aesthetic
  • good actors
  • interesting plot
  • a mentally ill protagonist who isn’t an antagonist or villain
  • AN ACTUAL, CANON BLACK LESBIAN WHO ENDS UP WITH A PARTNER AND DOES NOT DIE
  • badass wlw cop duo
  • basically Bonnie and Clyde with british teenagers
  • a rapist gets killed
  • character development
  • short episodes, so you can watch it all at once
  • realistic periods. seriously, i don’t know HOW many movies i’ve seen with runaway girls who just…don’t get their periods. 
  • KILLER soundtrack (x)
  • seriously watch it (HOWEVER, there are some MAJOR trigger warnings. message me if you need a list!!)
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bidoof

it’s level 100 and all it knows is pound. that’s great

oh god i took this photo on a frame while it was blinking that makes it look really sad

You made it feel inadequate

i’m so sorry…………………..

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ritdiculous

every real life costco is a fantasy costco if ur dissociating hard enough

this has ten thousand notes and the majority of the tags are “i dont know what this means but same”

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bulbiedorf
How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*
How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people
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abcoconut

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

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Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

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rumbutt

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

Being over 30 is the Water Temple good luck.

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not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up  and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.

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bondsmagii

I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

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sodagums

listen i had to draw it

I love this.

This is beautiful.

This is such a writing prompt but also I’m pretty sure you oughta be careful, Op.

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wow i love this

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neutralangel

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

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adurot

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

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sneater

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

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onion-bagels

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

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peekingboo

THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

reblogging to fuck with someone else. 

I thought my phone fucked up

I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SITE BROKE AGAIN

What the fuck

Bruh STAAAHHPP

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mudaship39

Chaotic evil 

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