Introducing Feyre to the Inner Circle

Feyre: so what kind of things do you guys do for fun?

Rhys, thinking of last week’s night out: well-

Rhys: -normal things

I’m not sure if this has already been done, but-

Lorcan:

Lorcan to Elide:

Chaol and Aelin in QoS

Aelin, appearing out of absolutely nowhere, interrupting yet another one of Chaol’s meetings: sup motherfucker

Chaol:

Pet Shopping

Lysandra: Let’s find a companion for Fleetfoot, shall we?

Evangeline: *points to Fenrys* I want that one

Fenrys, also looking for a pet: *looks up*

Lysandra: Eva, that’s a grown male

Lysandra: you can’t have him

Evangeline: but he’s the prettiest

Fenrys: damn right

Moose

Feyre: *looks in the mirror and sighs*

Feyre: I have to meet Rhys in a few minutes

Feyre: and I look like a moose

Lucien: ah but a very pretty moose

Feyre:

Cassian: make all the boy mooses go WAHHHH

Feyre:

Azriel: *rolling his eyes* you look fine

Flirting

Cassian: *slumped against a chair, head in his hands, Azriel patting his back*

Feyre: *enters the room*

Feyre: what the hell happened to you?!

Azriel: *sighs* he tried to flirt with Nesta

Feyre: ah

Azriel: he said that if he was a moth, he would ‘totally’ eat her jumper

Feyre:

Cassian: *muffled* but that cashmere was too irresistible not to comment on

Elide: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

Manon: Holding a knife to their throat normally does the trick

Elide:

Dorian: As a boy, I can confirm this makes me extremely nervous

The Cadre

Aelin: ah yes, the cadre

Aelin: six of the most powerful fae males in history

Aelin: Rowan, Lorcan, Gavriel, Fenrys, Connall, and-

Aelin: *looks down at smudged writing on hand*

Aelin: Valentine

When Cassian knocked over that building™️ in the Summer Court

Tarquin: *sighs* I have always considered you a friend

Cassian: ...I don’t see how that has to end :)

Tarquin: *gestures to a burning building behind them*

Tarquin: *rips off friendship bracelet and throws it to the ground* bitch it’s over

- Cassian, probably every night

The Tool

I’m sorry but if this isn’t Tamlin after Feyre leaves him-

Look at that overgrown beard though.

Lysandra

This is exactly what I thought she would look like. I am beyond shook.

Therapy

Rhys: so I thought it would be a good idea for everyone to see a therapist

Rhys: to have a professional help us might really improve our mental health

Rhys: amren’s talking to the therapist now

*in the therapist’s office*

Therapist: and what do you do when you’re feeling down?

Amren: kill someone

Therapist: no

This is Nessian in a nutshell or so help me

If this doesn’t prove that ACOFAS is fanfiction written about her own book series-