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And Now For Something Completely Differnt

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Hello my name is Izzy, I'm from NZ. I like bands too much. Help.
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loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

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How I imagine the creation of The Traveling Wilburys

George Harrison: Hey, Roy Orbison and Jeff Lynne, we are eating lunch together because we're friends, like all famous people.
Roy Orbison: Yes we are, George and Jeff, we are enjoying a lovely lunch.
George: I am thinking about going into a studio and playing a song or two would you like to join me?
Roy: Why yes, that sounds lovely.
Jeff Lynne: I agree with Roy let us play music together.
George: Most good. Our mutual friend, Bob Dylan, has a studio we might be able to use, let me call him.
(Dials phone)
*rings once*
Bob Dylan: Hello?
George: Hello Bob, I would like to use your studio tomorrow.
Bob: I will allow it.
George: Excellent. May I bring our mutual friends, Jeff Lynne and Roy Orbison?
Bob: I will allow it.
George: Great! I will see you tomorrow.
Bob: I will allow it.
(Hangs up phone)
George: Oh snap, I forgot my guitar at our mutual friend Tom Petty of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' house. I guess we should invite him.
(The next day)
Tom Petty of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: George Harrison, and our mutual friends Roy Orbison, and Jeff Lynne, what a surprise. Here is your guitar, George.
George: Thank you, Tom Petty of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. We are heading out to visit our mutual friend Bob Dylan and record a song. Would you like to come along?
Tom Petty of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: Yes. That would be most good.
(at Bob Dylan's house)
Bob: Good, my friend George Harrison and our mutual friends, Roy Orbison, Jeff Lynne and Tom Petty of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers have arrived.
George: Hello Bob.
Jeff: Hello Bob.
Roy: Hello Bob
Tom Petty of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: Hello Bob.
Bob (looking in a mirror): Hello Bob.
George: We should make a band.
Jeff: and we should travel.
Roy: Like a traveling show.
George: We're so close, we are like family.
Tom Petty of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: I wish my last name was Wilbury.
George: We should call ourselves the Traveling Wilburys
Bob: I will allow it.
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So I'm lying in bed suffering when I hear this clicking from inside my head and the pressure in my sinuses is having a laugh but, Lo and behold, My nose unblocks. The world is good again.

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

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secondlina

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

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cinnappo

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

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yanelknows

THIS IS SO FUNNY LMFAO

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