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imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

watches a six minute long porn video frowning deeply chin resting on my hand occassionally going hmmmm or jotting down a note. video ends I sigh take off my glasses rub my face. well. what do you even want me to say? it was derivative - even an amateur like yourself must see that.would I call it art? of course I would. a grim reminder that art mustn't necessarily hold any value or vision.

I LOVE MY ONE PAIR OF JEANS.. FUCKKKKK!!!!!

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Peeing

Again with this

are you mad at me?

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

TBH = the beastly howl

*entering any conversation* hello I am the most nervous animal on earth please socialize with me I have nothing to say

Gaspard et Lisa drip

Old Yeller just parried the bullet

admiring this antique fox rug from some antique store in lititz pa

life is so beautiful because there are autistic dykes on the internet

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever